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Amazing (And Hilarious) Candles!

Amazing (And Hilarious) Candles!

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We've found the perfect gift for your girlfriend, mom, cousin, neighbor, anyone really!  These candles are high quality and so darn funny!   A little about them....

These candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)

*Made in the USA

*9oz candles burn for 80+ hours!

*Totally giftable, but you're gonna want one for yourself too!  

Scents: 

Good Vibes: Sweet Mint

Happy Birthday Bitch: Buttercream, Sugar, Cream, Vanilla, Honey

Holy Shit, You're Old: Buttercream, Sugar, Cream, Vanilla, Honey

Rude You're Younger Than Me: Buttercream, Sugar, Cream, Vanilla, Honey

You Did It! : Lavender

Being Your Child: Black Leather, Violet Flower, Jasmine Flower

Mama Didn't Raise No Bitch: Black Currant, Apple, Black Cherry, Red Wine, Clove, Oak, Amber, Vanilla

I Fucking Love You: Green Floral, Rose, Lily, Chrysanthemum, Powder, Sandalwood

Be A Bad Bitch: Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, Sandalwood

Let That Shit Go: Lavender

Welcome to the Shitshow: Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean

Calm Down Karen: Lemongrass, Jasmine,Patchouli 

Congrats on New Home: Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean

Queen of Everything: Melon, Papaya

Roses are Red: Green Floral, Rose, Lily, Chrysanthemum, Powder, Sandalwood

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